I love participating in "Not Me Monday". It's awesome. Let me begin...
I did not enjoy the bouncy house ordered for Landen's second birthday party more than he did.
I did not feed my kid cake for breakfast 3 times in the last week.
I did not stay up until midnight on Pinterest. Definitely not.
I also didn't cry on Landen's birthday. Or the day of his party. All day. Of course not. It's ridiculous.
I am not on blogger right now while all kids are napping instead of doing the dishes. I am the perfect housewife. Duh.
I am not going to get off of her and pick up my kindle instead of doing laundry.